Shoulders too narrow
Ankles wrapped in fat
Where art for your bones
What color your breast
Bent toward a queer pouch
Straight to a sneer slouch
Beer luge and bar stool
Oxblooded law school, teleporter blues
Content is King
Google bench in the zoo
Zelig demands
400 words on Transformers 2
His diary a cook book
Tarzan lifts Jezebel toward Kalamazoo
Mrs Butterworth says hop
Scotch will kill you quicker than Flickr
Marissa Mayer’s a lyre
Ford’s car culture’s on fire
Maternity leaves in a fog
MILF is a short bob toward identity hog, snob.